App Alert: PIX11 News gets a new look

My early message to grads

This is an archived article and the information in the article may be outdated. Please look at the time stamp on the story to see when it was last updated.

I’m offering my services as commencement speaker for the upcoming graduation season. I’m putting the word out now so that you can bid for my services.

I must tell you that as speakers go, I’m pretty good at giving the straight scoop on the poop, the real poop and nothing but the poop.

My message is simple and if you’d so indulge me, I’d like to provide this sampling of what graduates will have to look forward to should you be lucky enough to have me grace your proceedings.

Notice: you are using an outdated browser. Microsoft does not recommend using IE as your default browser. Some features on this website, like video and images, might not work properly. For the best experience, please upgrade your browser.